A.a.a.d.d.

[82Rigger]

Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.

This is how it manifests itself:

I decide to wash my car. As I start toward to the garage, I notice that
there is mail on the hall table. I decide to go through the mail before I
wash the car.

I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the trash can
under the table, and notice that the trash can is full.

So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the trash
first, but then I think that since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I
take out the trash anyway, I may as well pay the bills first. I take my
checkbook off the table and see that there is only one check left. My
extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go to my desk where I find
the can of Coke that I had been drinking.

I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Coke aside
so that I don't accidentally knock it over.

I see that the Coke is getting warm, and I decide I should put it in the
refrigerator to keep it cold.

As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke, a vase of flowers on the
counter catches my eye--they need to be watered.

I set the Coke down on the counter and I discover my reading glasses that
I've been searching for all morning.

I decide I'd better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to
water
the flowers.

I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water,
and suddenly I spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table.

I realize that tonight, when we go to watch TV, we will be looking for
the
remote, but nobody will remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I
decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water
the flowers.

I splash some water on the flowers, but most of it spills on the floor.
So, I set the remote back down on the table, get some towels and wipe up
the spill.

Then I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.

At the end of the day; the car isn't washed, the bills aren't paid, there
is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter, the flowers aren't watered,
there is still only one check in my checkbook, I can't find the remote, I
can't find my glasses, and I don't remember what I did with the car keys.

Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really
baffled because I know I was busy all day long and I'm really tired. I
realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it,
but first I'll check my e-mail.

Do me a favor, will you? Forward this message to close friends you know,
because I don't remember to whom it has been sent.

Don't laugh - if this isn't you yet, your day is coming! And if I have
sent this to you before....we'll, now you know why you're getting it again.

[Arrow]

Laughing out loud in my little corner of the world. Have mercy! You just described my life.

[SparrowHawk62]

As some one who deals with ADD on an everyday, every second of my life bais. I just want to tell you, ahh tell you, dammed it all to hell, I forget!

[Gimpy]

This is funny as hell!

Sounds JUST like me!

[82Rigger]

...the first signs of this condition about the same time I started writing myself memos to remind me to go to the bathroom.