Subject: Thanks for the chain letters.... NOT !! LOL LOL

[MORTARDUDE]

Sent: Tuesday, March 23, 2004 9:52 AM
Subject: Thanks for the chain letters....



Chain Letters

To all my friends, thanks to you sending me chain letters in 2003:

* I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good
for removing toilet stains.

* I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle
infected with AIDS.

* I smell like a dog since I stopped using deodorants because
they cause cancer.

* I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and
sometimes I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that
someone will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me.

* I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they ask me
to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill from Hell
with calls to Uganda, Singapore and Tokyo.

* I stopped consuming several foods for fear that the estrogens
they contain may turn me gay.

* I also stopped eating chicken and hamburgers because they are nothing other than horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or
feathers that are bred in a lab so that places like McDonald's
can sell their Big Macs.

* I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I
will get sick from the rat feces and urine.

* I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account, a sick
girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times.
Funny, that girl, she's been 7 since 1993...

* I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I made expecting the
$15,000 that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when I participated in their special e-mail program.

* My Ericcson phone never arrived and neither did the passes for
a paid vacation to Disneyland.

* and then there were those nice men from Nigeria....

IMPORTANT NOTE:

Unless you tell 1,200 people in the next 10 seconds,
a bird will crap on you today at 7 PM


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Speak well of your enemies. After all, you made them.

[melody1181]

LOL