Red-necks

[cadetat6]

General Advice:
*Never take a beer to an interview
*Always identify people in your yard before shooting them
*It's considered tacky to take a cooler to church
*If you have to vaccum the bed, it's time to change the sheets
*Even if you're certain that you're included in the will, it's rude to drive a U-haul to the funeral

Entertaining in your home:
*a certerpiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist

Personal hygiene:

*While ears need to be cleaned reguarly, this job should be done in private using one's own truck keys
*Dirt and grease under the fingernails is a social no-no as they tend to distract from a woman's jewelry and alter the taste of finger foods.

Dating (outside the family)
*Always offer to bait your date's hook, especially on the first date
*Be asertive, let her know you are interested. Example: I've been wanting to go out with you ever since I read that stuff on the bathroom walls two years ago."
*Establish with her parents what time they expect her back. Some will say 10:00 pm; others might say "Monday." If the latter is the answer, it is the man's responsibility to get her to school on time.

Weddings:
*Livestock is usually a poor choice for a wedding gift.
*Kissing the bride for more than five seconds might get you shot.

Driving Etiquette:
*Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles even if the gun is loaded and the deer is in sight.
*When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires does not always have the right-of-way.
*Never tow another car using duct tape and panty hose.
*When sending your wife down the road with a gas can, it is impolite to ask her to bring back beer too.

[reeb]

The Redneck Wedding


http://www.watchersweb.com/funnyfarm/25165f.htm

enough......

[revwardoc]

If your high school fight song is "Dueling Banjos"...you might be a redneck.

[Robert Ryan]

ha ha funny

[Jerry D]

ROTFLOL