Signs that you may have a drinking problem.

[revwardoc]

1. You lose arguments with inanimate objects.

2. You have to hold on to the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.

3. Your job starts to interfere with your drinking.

4. Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.

5. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.

6. You sincerely believe alcohol is the elusive 5th food group.

7. 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case Coincidence?!?!?

8. Two hands and just one mouth now THAT'S a drinking problem.

9. Every woman you see has an exact twin.

10. You fall off the floor

11. Hey, 5 beers have just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!

12. Your idea of cutting back is less salt.

13. Every night you're beginning to find your neighbours cat more and more attractive

14.You're not drunk, everyone else is just too sober!!

15. Roseanne looks good

16. You don't recognize your wife unless seen from the bottom of a glass.

17. That dammned pink elephant followedyou home...again.

18. You have a reserved parking space at the liquor store.

19. You've fallen and can't get up.

20. The shrubbery's drunk too, from frequent watering.

[Advisor]

20. The shrubbery's drunk too, from frequent watering.

More than likely the shrubbery is dead.

[Robert Ryan]

Geez I fit all 20 of those. Man glad I gave it up for a better way.

[Jerry D]

LOL

[Tina]

lol is all i got to say

[revwardoc]

An Asian man walked into the currency exchange in New York with 2000 Japanese yen and walked out with $72.

The following week, he walked in with 2000 yen, and was handed $66. He asked the teller why he got less money than the previous week.

The teller said, "Fluctuations."

The Asian man stormed out, and just before slamming the door, turned around and shouted, "Fluc you Amelicans, too!"

[sn-e3]

A women is going to the store and drives by the local retirement center and see's 6 old lady's naked laying on the front lawn. she is bewildered but drive's on to the store, On her way back home she see's the same six on the lawn so she stops and go's in and demands to see the supervisor in charge. she tells the supervisor about the six old ladys on the lawn. the supervisor says don't worry about it that the six old ladys are retired prostitutes having a yard sale.

[Jerry D]

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