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Old 03-22-2007, 01:54 PM
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Yesterday I was having some work done at the car dealer. A blonde
woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. They all looked
at each other, and the mechanic asked, "What's a seven-hundred-ten?"

She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the
engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."

The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked
her to draw what the piece looked like.

She drew a circle and in the middle of it and wrote 710. He then
took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked,
"Is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course,
it's right there...."




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Old 03-22-2007, 02:07 PM
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lmao.. is all i have to say
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Old 03-22-2007, 03:34 PM
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Thats a good one Steve (LOL) sorta like typing ShELL on the old calulator
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Thats funny
My wife said her check engine light came on, so I says, well did you check , and we went out and popped the hood, Sure enough the engine was there.
After the laugh, and a few hits from her, I got out the code reader , Oxygen sensor. $100.

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Old 03-22-2007, 04:29 PM
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We found some Id10t oil for her too. That helps a car run well.
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Old 03-22-2007, 04:49 PM
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QM Steve,

The Id10t oil works only if you put it in the "710" filler neck.
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Old 03-23-2007, 01:05 AM
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Steve,

Also ROTFLMAO!

Great way to start Friday!

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I can't believe that we allow the female of the species to get behind the wheel. Scary!

On the way to work the other day, I was doing about 70 (not OL) and was passed by a woman doing about 90 who was talking on her cell and holding a cup of coffee; no hands on the wheel!
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Old 03-23-2007, 07:08 AM
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Yep another one for Leno should send it on to him.
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