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Robin Williams (comic) Peace Plan
Robin Williams (comic) Peace Plan -> ENJOY
Robin Williams' Peace Plan. (Hard to argue with his logic!) "I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan:" 1) The United States will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. We will promise never to "interfere" again. 2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No more sneaking through holes in the fence. 3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France would welcome them. 4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 day visits unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself. Don't hide here. Asylum would not be available to anyone. We don't need any more Cab Drivers. 5) No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "F", and it's back home, Baby. > > > > > > > > > > > >6) The US will make a strong effort to become > self sufficient > energy-wise. > > > > >This will include developing non-polluting > sources of energy, but > will > > >require a temporary drilling of oil in the > Alaskan wilderness. The > Caribou > > >will have to cope for a while. > > > > > > > > > > > >7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing > countries $1.00 a > barrel > for > > > > >their oil. If they don't like it, TOUGH DOODOO!! > > > > > > > > > > > >8) If there is a famine or other natural > catastrophe in the world, > we > > >will not "interfere". They can pray to Allah, > Jehovah or whomever, > for > > >seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. > Besides, most of what we > give > > >them gets "lost" or is taken by their army. The > people who need it > most > get > > > > >very little, anyway. > > > > > > > > > > > >9) Ship the United Nations headquarters to an > island somewhere on the > other > > > > >side of the planet. We don't need the spies and > fair-weather friends > here. > > >Besides, it would make a good homeless shelter or > lockup for illegal > > >aliens. > > > > > >10) Use the vacated UN buildings as replacement > for the twin towers. > > > > > > > > > > > >11) All Americans must go to charm and beauty > school. That way, no > one > can > > >call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. > > > > > > > > > > > >Now, isn't that a winner of a plan. The Statue of > Liberty is no > longer > > >saying "Give me your poor, your tired, your > huddled masses." She has > a > > >baseball bat and she's yelling, "You want a piece > of me?" > > > > > >IF YOU AGREE, PASS THIS ON! If not, "Oh well". > > > > > > sorry did not have time to get all of the >>'s out |
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I agree with every bit of this. I wonder how the world would like this? Though there are a few things (raw materials) we need from other countries.
It's a shame it can't be this cut and dry.
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And this is from one of the few entertainers that is still willing to show up anywhere in the world to support our troops.
Passed on.
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I believe every word should be LAW but then again thats just the new kinder sensitive millinum me speaking
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I see a conflict, a big one. Robin and Neal Diamond would have to sort out the lyrics of one of my all time favorites. Presently they are: ?On the boat and on the plane, they come to America?. Once beyond that crisis, I believe we got a walker.
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