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Old 02-05-2004, 03:39 AM
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Actual excerpts from classified sections of city newspapers:

* Illiterate? Write today for free help.

* Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once,
you'll never go anywhere again.

* Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals,
and smacks included.

* Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.

* Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.

* Stock up and save. Limit: one.

* Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale.

* 3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.

* Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for
efficient beating.

* Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion. Blue
Cross and salary.

* Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children
$2.00

* For sale: antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large
drawers.

* Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair
to take home, too.

Travis
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Old 02-05-2004, 04:50 AM
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