Hospital Humor

[williams919]

Subject: Fw: Hospital Humor




A MAN IS LYING IN BED IN THE HOSPITAL WITH AN OXYGEN MASK OVER
HIS MOUTH. A BEAUTIFUL YOUNG NURSE APPEARS TO SPONGE HIS HANDS AND
FEET.

"NURSE", HE MUMBLES FROM BEHIND THE MASK, ARE MY TESTICLES BLACK?"

EMBARRASSED, THE YOUNG NURSE REPLIES,"I DON'T KNOW,

I'M ONLY HERE TO WASH YOUR HANDS AND FEET"

HE STRUGGLES AGAIN TO ASK," NURSE, ARE MY TESTICLES BLACK ?"

FINALLY, SHE PULLS BACK THE COVERS, RAISES HIS GOWN, HOLDS HIS PENIS IN
ONE
HAND AND HIS TESTICLES IN HER OTHER HAND AND TAKES A CLOSE LOOK, AND
SAY'S,
" THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH THEM!"

FINALLY, THE MAN PULLS OFF HIS OXYGEN MASK AND REPLIES," THAT WAS VERY
NICE
BUT, ARE..MY...TEST...RESULTS....BACK" ?,