Things that are certain..

[SparrowHawk62]

The madam opened the brothel door and saw a rather dignified,
well-dressed man in his late 40s or early 50s. "May I help you?" she
asked. "I want to have Valerie," the man replied.

"Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else,"said the madam.

"No. I must have Valerie," was the man's reply.

Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man that she
charged $5,000 per trick.

Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand dollars and
gave them to Valerie, and they went upstairs and after an hour, the man calmly left.

The next night, the same man appeared again, demanding to have Valerie.

Valerie explained that none had ever come back two nights in a
row - Too expensive--and there were no discounts. The price was still $5,000.

Again the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie and they
went upstairs. After an hour, he left.

The following night the man was there again.

Everyone was astounded that he had come for the third consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and they went upstairs.

After their session, Valerie questioned the man. "No one has
ever had me three nights in a row. "Where are you from?" she asked.

The man replied, "South Carolina."

"Really" she said. "I have family in South Carolina."

"I know," the man said. "Your father died, and I am your
sister's attorney. She asked me to give you your $15,000 inheritance."

The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain:
1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Being screwed by a lawyer