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Old 11-23-2007, 07:29 PM
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I rear-ended a car this morning.

So there we are alongside the road and
slowly the driver gets out of the car . . and you know how you
just-get-sooo-stressed and stuff seems to get funny?

Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . .he was a DWARF!

He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says,

"I AM NOT HAPPY!"

So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"

. . . and that's when the fight started .
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Old 11-23-2007, 08:07 PM
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Some timess I worry about you .
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Old 11-23-2007, 08:12 PM
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YOU worry about ME???

I don't mean to make light of your concern, however I'M not the one living where "holiday bullets" rain down on my house.
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Old 11-23-2007, 10:10 PM
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Smile Steve:
It must of been Grumpy.

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Old 11-24-2007, 06:49 AM
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So then, and after the dust settled, which one was it?
Was Keith right? Was it: "Grumpy"?
Orrrrrrrrrrr,...could it have been Dopey?

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Old 11-26-2007, 07:04 AM
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It would've been "big" of you to let him win.
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