Sacking-up Saddam?

[HARDCORE]

News has it (AGAIN) that our forces may be close to putting the bag on Hussein and his offspring?! And after several claims that the ?Walrus Man? (Hussein) was toast, mort, tot, morto, history, and stone cold dead, word has it that the elusive Mr. Hussein may again be close to capture?

Ya know, there is a helluva lot at stake here in the nabbing of Saddam:

1- His people still fear him
2- Loyalists are still killing for him
3- The job ain?t done till the dude is dead
4- This could become an election issue next November
and last but not least -
5- Bush wants Hussein?s head mounted and stuffed on the Oval Office Wall as a personal kudos for him and dad!!

?So there you have it!? Will George be able to say: ?I told you so?? Will Hussein?s charred an unidentifiable corpse be discovered in a bomb crater outside of Baghdad? Will he be caught alive and put on display at the Washington Zoo? Or will he be caged and tried for war crimes by that ?Super Power of All Super Powers - BELGIUM?

Hey, if he?s really repentant, maybe they can give him a room at the United Nations, right next to Kofi Annon, with connecting doors perhaps!? Or in true Patton fashion, maybe our President (Bush) and Saddam can do personal battle in the skies over Brussels! "Bush in his F-102, and Hussein in his Spad!?"

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