The "camels" are coming, Hurrah, Hurrah!

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A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his
orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of
the enlisted men's barracks. He asked the Sergeant leading the tour, what
the camel was for.

The Sergeant replied, "Well sir, it's a long way from anywhere, and the men
have natural sexual urges, so when they do, uh, we have the camel." The
Captain said, "Well, if it's good for morale, then I guess it's all
right with me."

After he had been at the fort for about 6 months, the Captain could not
stand it anymore, so he told his Sergeant, "BRING IN THE CAMEL!!!"

The Sergeant shrugged his shoulders and led the camel into the Captain's
quarters. The Captain got a foot stool and proceeded to have vigorous sex
with the camel. As he stepped, satisfied, down from the stool and was
buttoning his pants he asked the Sergeant, "Is that how the enlisted men do
it?"
The Sergeant replied, "Well sir, they usually just use it to ride into
town".