A Little Humor

[82Rigger]

A young, student nurse appears in the patient' hospital room to give him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse", he faintly mumbles from behind his oxygen mask. "Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir, I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?" Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from his worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around.
After she had taken a close look she says, "There's nothing wrong with them, sir."

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,

"Thank you very much, miss. That was truly quite wonderful, but, please listen very, very closely......

"A r e....m y....t e s t....r e s u l t s....b a c k?"