Answers to Life's Great Questions

[Keith_Hixson]

As a therapist I wish people would stop asking me questions.
So I have provided the answers to many of life's major questions.

1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.

2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way, Unique Up On It.

3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psycho Path (That's the Psyco vets path)

4. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!

5. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroid's

6. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick

7.. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.

8.. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.

9. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quattro Sinko..

10. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.

11. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite.

12. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.

13. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.

14. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.

15. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover Vacuum?
The Location Of The Dirt Bag. (SORRY ABOUT THIS PSYCO VETS)

16. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.

17. How is a Texas Tornado And a Arkansas Divorce The Same?
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer