Just for Laughs!

[St. Michael's]

The very first ever Blond GUY joke..... And
well worth the wait....


An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blond Guy were doing
construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of
a building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said,
"Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and
cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump
off this building."

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed,
"Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm
going to jump off, too."

The blond opened his lunch and said, " Bologna
again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm
jumping too."

The next day, the Irishman opened his
lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage,
and jumped to his death.


The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and
jumped, too.

The blond guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna
and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She
said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned
beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him
again!"

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have
given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he
hated burritos so much."


(Oh this is GOOD!!)?


Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The
blond's wife said,



"Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch."
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A Blonds Year!

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....
Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....
box said "2-4 years!"

April - Power went out..... Trapped on escalator for hours!!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition..... learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm..... car swamped
because soft-top was open.

September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days..... instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!

December - Had an emergency. Couldn't call 911..... "duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!

What a year!!