Facelift

[St. Michael's]

This is really a funny joke!


A woman in her fifties went to a plastic surgeon for a
facelift. The surgeon told her about a new procedure
called "The Knob," where a small knob is placed on the
top of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up
her skin to produce the effect of a brand new
facelift. Of course the woman wanted "The Knob"

Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the
knob and the effects were wonderful The woman remained
young looking and vibrant.

After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon
with two problems.

"All of these years, everything has been working just
fine. I have turned the knob many times and have been
very pleased with the results. But now, I've developed
two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible
bags under my eyes and the knob won't g et rid of
them."

The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those
aren't bags, those are your breasts."

She said , "Well, I guess there's no point in asking
about the goatee