Deer Huntin'

[SEATJERKER]

...On to more fun things to do...

... since you guys are all meetin' in the "Great State of Georgia"...

...and there is nothin' better to do while yor' all siitn around de fireplace in de Holiday Inn, I was thinkin' of sumtin' dat might be more fun den a quiltin' bee...

... ya all can sit around makin "Georgia sling chains"...

...Now sum of yuz might just be wonderin' what de iz, and de secret ben handed down fur many generazations...

...now first ding you gotz to do iz open up de box of 12 gauge double aught buck shot, and grab one of dem car-trig-eges, no wait , shells, dats it, and take yor skinnin' knife, and gentelee open de end, and let dem little balls cum spillin' out, now, one at a time, you take's um over to cousin elmer, and sharpin' um on his pointy tooth, naw just kiddin, pass te jug, yea back to fixen um up here,... you drill each, and every one of um, like real small1/128th of an inch hole jethro, and yee takes some really smallpiano wirer, make sure it's de braided kind, and you slip dem shots together,n not um off nice, and equel like,, and proceed to lay um all back in dat shell, and wax um over til needed...

...dey come in qiute handy dis time of de yeer, and make a swell stockin' stuffer...