Wish me luck !

[SEATJERKER]

...My son just turned 4, and has been doing his own thing for a good long while now,...

...makes me proud,...

...Now John,... Dear John, I'm sure your quite aware of the consequences of not wearing protection against ones with a limited range of vision,...

...The puking's cool though,... you'd not think they couldn't hold so much, we took ours to the local mini amusement park/ mini golf in town 2 years ago, and as we're walking in, he's strapped in the stroller no less, and well you get the picture, filled up his lap, and we're just still strolling in, took a few moments until my daughter gave the famous "ooooohhhhhhhhh, and the dreaded finger point,... immediate 180, and home for wash, and wax, back out for round two,...

..."Don't eat yellow snow',...

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