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A teacher in Georgia asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Molly said, "My family went to my granddaddy's farm, and we saw all his pet sheep. It was fascinating." The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate". Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated." The teacher said, "Well, that was good, Sally, but I want the word "fascinate".
Lil Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because Lil' Johnny was noted for his bad language. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him. Lil' Johnny said, "My Auntie has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tittys be so big, she can only fasten eight."
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11-17-2004, 04:17 AM
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