Morning Humor

[Boats]

Got this from an email this morning. Though Dave would get a kick out of it.

Satan Goes To Church

People were in their pews talking at church.
Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the
church. Everyone started screaming and running
for the front entrance, trampling each other in
a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.

Soon everyone had exited the church except for one
elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew
without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact
that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.

So Satan walked up to the old man and said, "Don't
you know who I am?

The man replied, "Yep, sure do."

"Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.

"Nope, sure ain't." said the man.

"Don't you realize I can kill with a word?" asked Satan.

"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old
man, in an even tone.

Did you know that I could cause you profound
horrifying, AGONY for all eternity?" persisted Satan.

"Yep," was his calm reply.

"And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan.

"Nope," said the old man.

More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well,
why aren't you afraid of me?"

The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for
44 years."