Southern Astrology

[cadetat6]

WHAT'S YOUR SOUTHERN SIGN?
> > Some Southerners are
> > pretty skeptical of horoscopes and the people that
> > read them. If we are to ever fully understand all the
> > star signs and the people they represent, we need
> > symbols that all true Southerners understand
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> >
> > OKRA (Dec 22 - Jan 20) Are tough on the outside but
> > tender on the inside. Okras have tremendous influence.
> > An older Okra can look back over his life and see the
> > seeds of his influence everywhere. You can do
> > something good each day if you try.
> >
> > CHITLIN (Jan 21 - Feb 19) Chitlins come from humble
> > backgrounds. A Chitlin, however, will make something
> > of himself if he is motivated and has lots of
> > seasoning. In dealing with Chitlins, be careful they
> > may surprise you. They can erupt like Vesuvius.
> > Chitlins are best with Catfish and Okra.
> >
> > BOLL WEEVIL (Feb 20 - March 20) You have an
> > overwhelming curiosity. You're unsatisfied with the
> > surface of things, and you feel the need to bore deep
> > into the interior of everything. Needless to say, you
> > are very intense and driven as if you had some inner
> > hunger. You love to stay busy and tend to work too
> > much. Nobody in their right mind is going to marry
> > you, so don't worry about it.
> >
> > MOON PIE (March 21 - April 20) You're the type that
> > spends a lot of time on the front porch. A cinch to
> > recognize the physical appearance of Moon Pies. Big
> > and round are the key words here. You should marry
> > anybody who you can get remotely interested in the
> > idea. It's not going to be easy. You always have a big
> > smile and are happy. This might be the year to think
> > about aerobics Maybe not.
> >
> > POSSUM (April 21 - May 21) When confronted with life's
> > difficulties, possums have a marked tendency to
> > withdraw and develop a
> > don't-bother-me-about-it attitude. Sometimes you
> > become so withdrawn, people actually think you're
> > dead. This strategy is probably not psychologically
> > healthy but seems to work for you. You are a rare
> > breed. Most folks love to watch you work and play. You
> > are a night person and mind your own business.
> >
> > CRAWFISH (May 22 - June 21) Crawfish is a water sign.
> > If you work in an office, you're hanging around the
> > water cooler. Crawfish prefer the beach to the
> > mountains, the pool to the golf course, and the
> > bathtub to the living room. You tend not to be
> > particularly attractive physically, but you have very,
> > very good heads.
> >
> > COLLARDS (June 22 - July 23) Collards have a genius
> > for communication. They love to get in the melting pot
> > of life and share their essence with the essence of
> > those around them. Collards make good social workers,
> > psychologists, and baseball managers. As far as your< BR>personal life
> goes,
> > if you are Collards, stay away
> > from Crawfish. It just won't work. Save yourself a lot
> > of heartache.
> >
> > CATFISH (July 24 - Aug 23) Catfish are traditionalists
> > in matters of the heart, although one's whiskers may
> > cause problems for loved ones. You Catfish are never
> > easy people to understand. You run fast. You work and
> > play hard. Even though you prefer the muddy bottoms to
> > the clear surface of life, you are liked by most.
> > Above all else, Catfish should stay away from Moon
> > Pies.
> >
> > GRITS (Aug 24 - Sept 23) Your highest aim is to be
> > with others like yourself You like to huddle together
> > with a big crowd of other Grits. You love to travel
> > though, so maybe you should think about joining a
> > club. Where do you like to go? Anywhere they have
> > cheese, gravy, bacon, butter, or eggs and a good time.
> > If you can! go somewhere where they have all these
> > things, that serves you well. You are pure in heart.
> >
> > BOILED PEANUTS (Sept 24 - Oct 23) You have a
> > passionate desire to help your fellow man.
> > Unfortunately, those who know you best, your friends
> > and loved ones, may find that your personality is much
> > too salty, and their criticism will affect you deeply
> > because you are really much softer than you appear.
> > You should go right ahead and marry anybody you want
> > to because in a certain way, yours is a charmed life.
> > On the road of life, you can be sure that people will
> > always pull over and stop for you.
> >
> > BUTTER BEAN (Oct 24 - Nov 22) Always invite a Butter
> > Bean to a party because Butter! Beans get along well
> > with everybody. You, as a Butter Bean, should be
> > proud. You've grown on the vine of life, and you feel
> > at home no matter what the setting. You can sit next
> > to anybody. However, you, too, shouldn't have anything
> > to do with Moon Pies.
> >
> > ARMADILLO (Nov 23 - Dec 21) You have a tendency to
> > develop a tough exterior, but you are actua lly quite
> > gentle and kind inside. A good evening for you? Old
> > friends, a fire, some roots, fruit, worms, and
> > insects. You are a throwback. You're not concerned
> > with today's fashions and trends. You're not concerned
> > with anything about today. You're almost prehistoric
> > in your interests and behavior patterns. You probably
> > want to marry another Armadillo, but a Possum is
> > another somewhat kinky mating possibility.
>

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[Jerry D]

I'm a Collard Green

[39mto39g]

BOILED PEANUTS

Salty Ron

[catman]

Catfish Catman here, you may be on to something with this Art, thanks for the grins!!

Trav

[82Rigger]

HeHe!

MOON PIE! :re:

[goodnessgracie]

Who knew I was Opossum. Has to do with stagecraft, but that's another story for another day.

Hey, do you know why the chicken crossed the road? To prove to the possum it could be done.

Love & Kisses,

Gracie

[goodnessgracie]

I always thought I was born under the sign of "Yield"

[melody1181]

I'm a Chittlin. My grandpa's fits him like a glove. Boll weevel.

[b3196]

Chitlins
Which goes best with okra....and that brings up another subject
I saw it and ate it for the first time on the mountain.....I can now move on to my next life a happy man.
Bob K

[Boats]

I'm a Possum