why terrorists are so quick to commit suicide

[Hawk]

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to
commit suicide. Let's see now:

No Jesus,
No Walmart,
No television,
No cheerleaders,
No baseball,
No football,
No basketball,
No hockey,
No golf,
No tailgate parties,
No Home Depot,
No pork BBQ,
No hot dogs,
No burgers,
No lobster,
No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks,
No gumbo, No jambalaya.
More than one wife.
Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are
no doctors.
Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
No chocolate chip cookies.
No Christmas.
You can't shave.
Your wives can't shave.
You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning
camel dung.
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
Your bride is picked by someone else.
She smells just like your donkey, but your donkey has a better disposition.
Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!

I mean, really, IS THERE A MYSTERY HERE ??
:cl:

[catman]

Hawk...I do believe you are right on target!

Trav

[reconeil]

Still,...what do you have against donkeys, in that you would mix them up and together with those A-A-A-rab Jackasses?
For shame

Neil

[reeb]

Hawk,

Good post, all exceptin for one thang.

THEY AINT GOT "DAIRY QUEEN"

Got to get that Ice Cream!!!!!!

enough.........