Another Funny

[1IDVET]

No I am not flatulantly fixated!

[Sgt_Tropo]

Another example of careless use of gas around an open flame !!
so you're flatulantly fixated; but certainly not challeged ?? ;-)

[philly]

Poody Tat was sitting too close to the back blast

[revwardoc]

When I was in the AF back in '71 I went to a re-enlistment party (isn't that oxymoronic, having a re-enlistment party?). After several brewskis I headed for the head on the second floor of the house. When I got to the top of the stairs, the rather dark hallway was suddenly lit by a blue flame coming from the first room. The flame was immediately followed by a guy with his pants around his ankles, trying to put out the fire on the back of his skivvies. He fell to the floor and the half-dozen guys and girls who were in the room came out and poured beer on his flaming butt, laughing hysterically all the while. He came out of it none the worse for wear but his shorts looked like that cartoon. The moral of the story is: never have burritos and beer before a fart lighting contest; you may win but it'll cost you!

[1IDVET]