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![]() Excerpt from the weekly Summary of Mishaps
"THAT'S NOT EVEN CLOSE TO BEING FUNNY!" DEPARTMENT: GOT THIS ONE FROM AN ARMY COMPADRE, AND EVEN IF YOU DON'T LIST THE M2 MACHINE GUN AS ONE OF YOUR OFFICE TOOLS, AND EVEN IF YOU DON'T HAVE TO TRY TO MOUNT ONE IN THE TURRET SYSTEM OF A MULTIPURPOSE ALL-TERRAIN VEHICLE, THIS TALE HOLDS SOME USEFUL LESSONS. DURING PRE-COMBAT CHECKS, A SOLDIER WAS HAVING A HARD TIME INSERTING THE LOCKING PIN ON THE MOUNT. HE TRIED TO FORCE IT INTO PLACE WITH A ROCK. TRAINING TIMEOUT: NEXT TIME YOU FIND YOURSELF FORCING SOMETHING WITH A ROCK, ASK YOURSELF, "IS MY NAME FRED FLINTSTONE? DO I LIVE IN THE TOWN OF BEDROCK?" ASSUMING THE ANSWER TO THESE QUESTIONS IS "NO," FIND SOMEONE UP THE CHAIN OF COMMAND AND ASK FOR HELP. AND IF YOU SEE SOMEONE USING A ROCK AS A HAMMER, ONCE AGAIN ASSUMING HIS NAME ISN'T FLINTSTONE OR RUBBLE, TAKE THE ROCK AWAY FROM HIM A.S.A.P. BACK TO THE STORY. THE ROCK DIDN'T WORK, SO THE SOLDIER HAMMERED AT THE PIN WITH A .50 CAL ROUND. AFTER SEVERAL BLOWS, THE PRIMER ACTIVATED AND SET OFF THE ROUND IN THE SOLDIER'S HAND. UNLESS YOU ARE A FAN OF GROSS IMAGES, IT IS PROBABLY GOOD THAT YOU AREN'T LOOKING AT THE PHOTO I'M LOOKING AT AS I WRITE THIS. I GUESS YOU CAN STILL TELL IT'S A HAND, BECAUSE A COUPLE FINGERS ARE DISTINGUISHABLE. BUT IF THAT EXTREMITY IS GOOD FOR ANYTHING OTHER THAN MAKING PEOPLE CRINGE AND DRAWING DISABILITY PAY IN THE FUTURE, I MISS MY GUESS.
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