Things I wonder about.

[Keith_Hixson]

Reeb,

What takes others 12 steps, I can accomplish in 6 steps. It is very scary in my sessions, and that is why they work faster. Fright brings one back to reality much quicker.

Knowing how many razor blades are in a battleship can be very comforting. Knowing that man can take something of huge violence and make it into objects of small violence (facial nicks, and cuts wrists).

I think I'll take my sessions to Massachusettes. There are usually great needs in the New England area.

Keith

[revwardoc]

Keith,

Wadda ya mean there are great needs in the New England area? Why, we're the most secure people in this country. But still, I want the names of anyone who thinks we're not!! The little voices in my head are telling me that those people are evil and must be dealt with, with extreme prejudice! Oh, no! There's someone at the door! Must hide! Can't let them find me! Aaarrgh!!

[chilidog]

So what's the average number of shaves per blade and does the average person shave every day? How long would a battleship last for the average person?

Secondly, what if you skipped the bread and buttered the cat?


Chilidog

[Keith_Hixson]

Chilidog,

Not you too. You are loosing touch with reality. And, of all the stable people on this thread. I didn't ever think you go down the tubes with the rest of us.

Revwardoc,

Hearing knocks at the door and hiding is very normal in Boston. But, since you live in Western Mass. you might be having some problems with reality recognition.

Keith.

[reeb]

Keith, and all,

Here is one thing I wonder about.

That darn dog of ours gets up and justs stares at me all the time.

What is she thinking?

enough.........

[Bernadette]

LOL thanx for this thread

needed it!!

i am very interested chilis' question - and what would be the number for men vs' women - Considering the inches of difference in face to the legs?
Would a woman use a battle ship in a half to the mans one battle ship?

Also a question if you buttered a heel (end) of a slice of bread which way would it land?

[SuperScout]

6 steps, 12 steps - dang you guys are getting complicated! I'm so confused, 'bout like that illegitimate child at the family reunion - almost need a drink to calm my nerves. Think I'll have a club soda with a twist of lime, strongest thing I've had in 16+ years! But here's another of life's imponderables:

If a tree falls in the forest, and squashes a member of PETA, does the Sierra Club file suit under the "Don't Harm the Trees" Act?

[BLUEHAWK]

I pronounce myself totally cured, in just six times two short steps... so, now I need to know exacraly how much volumetric space 2,624,000,000 single-edged razor blades would occupy... same as the original battle wagon?

[reeb]

BH,

If you look it up , the ship I was on in 1965/1966 was also sold to Gillette ( the USS Pine Island AV-12),

AND I SWEAR I AM SHAVING WITH THOSE BLADES TODAY, CAUSE THEY DONT WORK VERY GOOD.........

enough..........

[82Rigger]

...assuming that:

1. we're talking about double edged blades, and

2. a man shaves once a day, and

3. he changes blades once a week after using both sides,

then a battleship's worth of blades would last him

7,809,523.8 years.

I don't know how long a battleship's worth of blades would last a female.
Somebody out there needs to do some hair counting and send me some data to do the calculations.

Airborne! Steve / 82Rigger