Is English really a language ?

[sfc_darrel]

Keith & all others from the wet side,

I have been told many times over many years that Washingtonians speak with an accent.
Specifically, many say Washington as Warshington.

[Andy]

That said, a little more word play.
No God - No Peace. Know God - Know Peace.
Try our Sundays. They're better than Baskin-Robbins.
A picture of Moses with the ten commandments and the caption, "For fast relief, take two tablets".
If you didn't like the way you were born, try being born again.
A CH--CH is a church when UR in it.
In the dark? Follow the Son.
God only accepts Knee-mail.
CHURCH PARKING- FOR MEMBER'S ONLY! Trespassers with be baptized!

Sgt. do you really have some 100 year old Scotch? I've always admired you, can be we friends???

Stay healthy,
Andy

[Keith_Hixson]

Its them transplanted Okies that say Warshington!

Touchet = Tooochee

Washingtonians do speak different.

Keith

Only Joy and Darrel got that one.

[Seascamp]

English is flexible and that is it?s most redeeming feature. I couldn?t even guess how many new words come and go or change meaning all the time. Heck I even make up words once in a while myself. My latest is ?pandamanical?. When pandemonium is welded to maniac that?s what ya get, pandamanical. Anyone ever get in a pandamanical mood?

Anyone ever try Vietnamese? Yikes, there must be a thousand uses for the expression ?mou? and the difference in meaning is in context with the use and voice inflection. That?s what I?d call a tough language.

Traveling in north western Canada is a real hoot when it comes to munching up the english language. A brand new Buick comes out brank new Bulick, so on and so forth.

By the way, which witch switched the switching switch?

Scamp

[reeb]

Did you happen to read the post by SEATJERKER on the camping trip??

Was that Bear Bare?

Told you I having fun with this one.

Who Knows,nose,nos you just might set a high record for replies one.

enough...........................

[Drywall]

Hey reeb

How have you been, all week...weak?

[reeb]

Well I have been feeling/fealing weak all week.

Does that mean I am going to dye/die?

enough..........

[Drywall]

I don't no..know.

[Sgt_Tropo]

Who knows / nose when one / won is going to die / dye ? After all, when your/you're time / thyme is up, it's/its all/awl over but/butt the crying. I/eye can only hope that whatever's got you/ewe down is not / knot too / two/ to severe and that you'll be / bee better.

[reeb]

GOOD ONE!!!!!!!!!!!

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