Another Test For Mortordude & gang!

[DMZ-LT]

Kieth , one out of two ain't bad for PHO.Did I tell you about the night we joined the Legion ?

[Keith_Hixson]

LT.,

PHO is a little quirky, Huh?

Keith

[MORTARDUDE]

What happened when you joined the Legion ??

Larry

[DMZ-LT]

Kieth , quarky would about cover it . Larry , one of the best bar scuffles I have been in - in awhile. Sid started it.

[PHO127]

Started it. Our first night at the Legion hall and this guy and his wife and her girlfriend were there. We (Me and LT) were talking to the wife and girlfriend most of the evening and the drinks were strong and often. When we started to leave the wife and husband had a few words as they were walking out and the husband shoved the wife quite hard. I ran over and slammed his head into the bar then dropped him on the floor and stuck my thumb into his adams apple about 3 inches while pinning him on the floor. When his eyes rolled back and he quit breathing I let go. LT in the meantime drew his boot knife and held back 25 of our new friends with the fullest intention of taking the liver of the first one that came near us. The next morning we called to see if we were still members and were there any warrants out for us.

We were still members and they barred the other guy.
The next time we went to the legion several people thanked us for putting the A$$ hole in his place and Jane the bartender bought us our first round of drinks.

This is my version and I'm sticking to it.

[DMZ-LT]

Pretty close version. Except as I leaned over and told him our new friends were getting excited and by the way he was killing the guy , he didn't even look up just said " I know " Somebody got to watch him.

[MORTARDUDE]

Most Excellent...any of you guys read any of Richard Marcinko's ( The Rogue Warrior ) books ?? Sounds like one of his exploits... I read three of his books in 4 days just now....Makes Tom Clancy look like a chaperone at a kindegarten-tea-party....tee hee...and it is all TRUE !!!!!!

Larry

DEO VINDICE

[Keith_Hixson]

Hurry and Join My group therapy session for those attracted to bar fights.

My best friend and fly fishing buddy was in Montana on a fly fishing trip and dropped in the local pub back in the sticks of Montana. One the big logger types thought he'd rough up this stranger. My friend who had been a college athlete and had some the quickest reflexes I've ever seen grabbed a cue stick. And with one swift move had come up hard with cue stick right between the guys legs and his next blow was almost instant when he broke the cue stick over the guys head. This big 6 foot plus guy lay unconsciencous on the floor with a large cut on the head. When my buddy left the bar all the other men in the bar thanked him. I guess the guy was the town bully. The bartender stated they had waited for a long time for someone to do that.

Keith

[PHO127]

An umbrella stand full of broken cue sticks from bar fights with the date written on the broken end. I always snapped the small end and would spear them in an arm or leg. And/Or put the pointed end up under the throat. Pepper gas and an ASP baton are the best for bar fights though. I had a Hispanic pull a knife on me one night and I pulled out my pepper gas and baton and ......
I only used a gun once... no two, no three, then there was the Columbian drug bar gun fight and the Vietnamese shopping center shooting. Never Mind.

After seeing the Psyco Vets Tee with "Heavily medicated for your protection" on it one of my friends remarked it should read
"Haven't shot anyone in over 2 years"

And no I have not been a sworn in police officer. BUT, there are certain agencies that will contract independent help.

[Andy]

Sorry I somehow missed this one.

Sorry I didn?t get into this one earlier. Psychopath works fine. Psychotic would also work. His mother was domineering (like Norman Bates mother). He wanted to meet the woman. He knew to blamed his sister because it was her fault the woman left early. His sister did look just like mom. Sometimes it was hard to tell them apart. By the way, how did the mother die? This poor man was sexually abused as a child by the mother wasn?t he? The sister was always the favorite. Why do they always use that word. That word schizophrenic. You know she really did deserve to die. She ruined everything I every wanted!!!? Sorry, I?m ok now.

Keith, I?ve met Sid not for a long time but long enough to get a handle on him. He is not a psychopath. Like several on this site he?s a sociopath but more or less has it under control. In civilian life we don?t do anything really drastic like kill people. Well, once in a while but only when it?s really necessary. Or on Tuesday nights, you know, when there?s a full moon and the other guy gives you that look, you know ?the Look?. Well, you just couldn?t sit there, you have to do something!

Stay healthy, mental health is important too,
Andy