religious conversion

[Yossarian]

You guys are a bunch of pansies. You don't know what fun is until you've had a Jesuit education.

[Andy]

My wife's mother had a long history of heart problems. Each time she was sick Annette would tell the nuns and everyone in class would pray for Annette's mother. The other kids gave my Annette a hard time about always praying for her mom. When my wife was 13, (she wasn't my wife at the time) her mother went into the hospital again. Doctors said she would be fine. Annette didn't tell the nuns that mom was in the hospital. 2 hours before she was to be released her mother had a massive heart attack and died.
Next day Annette told the nuns that her mom was in the hospital and died. A nun then announced to the class that their class mate didn't ask the class to pray for her mother and that's why she died. The next day The father removed his 3 daughter from parochial school. To this day she still has those guilt feelings, sort of a PTSD.
Yossarian, was it worst for you?

Stay healthy,
Andy

PS: That was sort of depressing, let me add something.
Did you hear about the nun who was chasing the priest around the church? Yeah, she caught him by the organ.

While in confession, "But Father it wasn't pre-marital sex. There's no way I'd think of marrying here!"

[revwardoc]

Yossarian,

I know several guys why went to college at Holy Cross in Worcester, MA, a Jesuit facility (the school, not the city). They said a favorite thing for the "holy fathers" was to turn their huge rings around and slap a student across the head, making it look like a barehanded slap but, today, could be construed as assault with a deadly weapon.
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Andy,

That sounds typical of the Sisters. When one of my cousins was in the first grade, he was kept after school for detention and missed his bus. It was snowing to beat all but she simply sent him home without first calling his parents to get him a ride. Not knowing what else to do, he started walking the bus route back home. When my aunt saw he wasn't on the bus, she called the school and was told he had decided to walk home. She didn't have a car and my uncle was away doing his part-time job driving a long-haul trailer. She called another of my uncles who set out looking for my cousin. He was driving down the road when he noticed a small snow covered mound on the sidewalk...my now exhausted cousin. He brought him home but soon had to bring him to the hospital with a high fever. When he recovered, my uncle pulled him out of the catholic school and sent him public school. And that nun never apologized.

And to follow your lead:

How do you get a nun pregnant?

Dress her like an altar boy!

[HARDCORE]

And it gets stranger and stranger!! Fact, however, is often stranger than fiction!!

Getting back to that Nun in drag or was it the altar boy, nothing surprises me anymore, especially not in the Bay State or in its Shaky-side Alter Ego !!!!

Apparently that Nun dressed as an altar boy did not live by the old adage: "Ain't Had Nun, Don't Want Nun, Won't Get Nun!"

VERITAS

[Yossarian]

Originally posted by revwardoc Yossarian,

I know several guys why went to college at Holy Cross in Worcester, MA, a Jesuit facility (the school, not the city). They said a favorite thing for the "holy fathers" was to turn their huge rings around and slap a student across the head, making it look like a barehanded slap but, today, could be construed as assault with a deadly weapon.

That sounds about right. Let's not forget that the formal name of the group is the Society of Jesus Christ Militant. Let's also not forget that the Jesuits were those great folks who brought us the inquisition.

[Boats]

Hey my thoughts are its up to you to follow what you believe in. I'm a Catholic but I don't go to church often. I believe in God and I also know that what I believe in is my business.

As for others do your thing. I won't bother you or your religion as this is your business. Don't knock on my door and ask if you can come in and pray for me. Don't leave me literature on my doors everyday. Don't leave your message on my desk. I've had all of this over the years.

My religious beliefs are mind to do with and to follow. I have to answer for may actions when my day comes as we all do. So no matter how some like to rip into religion that's OK with me I have my principle's and beliefs and will respect those with other opinions.

[revwardoc]

I'm with you, Boats. Religion is much too personal! I believe in The Golden Rule which is a great coverall for the way to live a life.

I heard about a website called www.godhatesfags.com (which is sort of self-explanatory), that has links that explain why God sent the tsumani to destroy that part of the world and why God hates Sweden (of all places).

There's nothing like good old Christian love, especially in that organization.