Were any of us this stupid?

[b3196]

John
I think I'd rather set my nuts on fire......YOU DA MAN!!!!!
bOOger

[82Rigger]

Okay, John...

That's interesting to say the least.

Now tell us the rest of it. You know...standing at attention in the Colonel's office, etc.

[revwardoc]

Rather than use the proven "setting your balls on fire" technique to rid himself of some nasty creepy-crawlies he picked up from a "lady" in Turkey, a fellow Airman decided to use the DDT every C-141 carried. After a couple of applications all his pubes fell out and "everything" turned a bright cherry red. Good thing for him that our dispensary carried just the right cure. I think he should've stuck with the lighter and the ice pick.

[DMZ-LT]

When I woke up in jail I looked over in the next cell and there was this really ugly old lady in there. I asked the MP if that was the girl in the mail bag and he smiled and said yes. I thanked him for stopping me. My Squadron Commander came to the jail waving a bunch of paperwork asking me if I did all of that and I told him I probably did. He said he was never taking me out of the bush again and he was sending me back to my platoon. I told him that was probably a good idea since me and towns didn't seem to get along to good. He liked me because my platoon killed more NVA than any other platoon in the Squadron

[revwardoc]

Went to a fellow Airman's wedding; got stinkin' drunk on tequila; woke up the next morning in a strange bed, alone & naked; heard the shower running; looked in and saw some Chicano babe (nice ass); looked out the window (I was in a 2nd floor apartment) and saw my car on the front lawn with a ticket on the windshield; put on my clothes and left; had to drive around for a half hour to figure out where I was. Hope I had a good time.

[Keith_Hixson]

All that young man's kids will be born is birthmarks that look like third degree burns.

Keith