Heard at the Outhouse Saloon

[PHO127]

Yesterday afternoon I went to the Saloon to meet LT for an adult beverage. When I walked in there was some FNG really being a pain in the ass for everyone. Claimed his mother had just died, I looked at him and said you need to be somewhere else and not here (advise not heeded). Shortly he started throwing his cell phone down on the bar in front of people. When he bounced it across in front of me I picked it up and walked out the door and threw it away, then when I walked back in I threw him away. Damn, I hate it when the automatic door openers don't work. Now I have to tell the shrink about it and he will want to know why I did it and he never seems to accept "because he was an asshole".

[DMZ-LT]

Anger Management classes are working ! He didn't seem angry when he threw the phone 30 yards into a construction site nor when he threw the guy into the parking lot. Was a little worried when I saw the unopened Buck knife in his right hand though but he swears he was just going to use the end to pop the guy in the forehead if needed.Boy gotta live like he was dying.

[b3196]

Sid
Dont worry about the malfunctioning automatic doors....Whats another face print to the multitude dents and cracks you pointed out to me last week. It kinda reminds me of the hoods on our cars. It use to be a status symbol to accumulate face dents. Now they refer to them as police brutality.
Bob K

[PHO127]

Did the wedding go OK, Did the toasts go OK? Did you meet any nice bridesmaids? How about some pics and details. At my last wedding LT provided a sawed off shotgun wrapped in white, it was a formal affair. I did remove my 9mm from my Tux for the first dance and handed it to my new mother-in-law whom I had just met (unloaded). The gun, not her. I have to go to my sister-in-laws wedding the weekend after the 05 psycovets campout. Going to order a Tux in Mossy Oak Cammo with orange lapels and piping. Reversable Vest and waistband in Cammo and Orange. Haven't decided on the shoes (boots) yet.

[b3196]

Weddings.....What can you say about weddings. Its the high point in the marriage...Everything is down hill from there. As far as the toast goes I used Andy's line in the opening statement " I wanted to get this toast over with while my brother was still sober" and I ended it with " Incase this marriage doesnt work I know some really sharp attorneys" Which was immediately followed by an elbow to the hip administered by my wife.
It did have an open bar. What more could I as for.

Sid
I checked with GQ magazine and they dont recommend shoes or boots. Go for the lime green flip-flops with the daizy over the toes.
Make sure they're about 3 sizes too big so they really smack the ground when you walk
Bob K

[MORTARDUDE]

Geez Sid !! Please take care of yourself..you old fart !!

Larry

[frisco-kid]

Sid.

AIRBORNE, BRO!