Angle Fire! Vietnam Veterans Memorial

[Packo]

Thanks Doc Ron! You are correct. Didn't have any with me but will now have some handy. I know you emergeny guys give it heart attack patients as soon as you get on scene....did it to Deb's uncle when he had one last year. Good advice. Thanks Bro!

Pack

[Gimpy]

Deah Suthurn Bruthur and Most Honorable Keeper of the Faith of All Tru CSA Descendants Heritage.

(Wow! Yer name and title is-a gettin so dang big I kin hardly git it on TWO lines, much less one!)

Please let me correct you in the "finer" points of "heart attacks"....OK?

There ain't NO SUCH-A THANG as a "little-biddy" one, now ya heanh!

You'un's betta be-a payin CLOSE A-tenshun to whut yore doctor is-a tellin you and DO WHUT HE (or SHE) SAYS!

I has dun becomed sum whut uv-a X-purt on these corndishuns (ya know, Car-D-Ol-O-gee and such) since'st I went had me one uv them thangs back yonder in 19 hunert and 94.

Nearly bout kilt this heanh ole Cuntry Boy, shore did!

Dem old EMS boys had ta Dee-Frib-U-Late my a$$ back into this heanh world right there on my back porch where I had my near-bout fatal A-tack. I was "gone" fer nearly bout 3 and 1/2 minutes A-cording to thet EMS feller. After I wuz-a brought back ta life (or woke up, hell I think I wuz jest taking a nap ).....My little lady Jackie asked me if'n I saw any "bright lites" where I wuz at?

I said "hell no. it were dark as walking behind a mules butt plowing at night!"....She then commenced ta tell me an my young'un's whut were on tha porch long with them EMS fellers........"Well, we know where YOU are going, don't we.....no lights, huh??"

Now how's that s'possed ta make a feller feel, huh?

So frum that point ON I begun ta "study up" on heart A-tacks, Car-D-Ol-O-Gee and all related subject matter jest so's I could OUT LIVE that woman jest ta SHOW her that SHE would be-a seeing them thare "lights" afore I ever do!

So's PLEASE BE KEERFUL now.............ya heanh!

Yo Frand and true Suthurn Brother,

General Beauregard "Stonewall" Gimpinski, ..."esquire" ..."PHD" & Doctor "Emeritus" of CAR-DEE-OL-O-GEE" and all thangs REE-lated to physical & E-motional corndishuns of the heart.

[David]

Paco you can email them to me at webmaster@patriotfiles.com and I will get them posted for you.

[b3196]

Gimpy
You forgot R.S. (Rhodes Scholar) in your ever-so-true title
Bob K

[Gimpy]

Thanks Bob.

I shore do have a hard time rememberin just how many DEE-GREES I does have.

Thet wuz very gentlemanly uv you'un's ta remind me.

[DMZ-LT]

Don't forget the BS and Masters degree or was that a Masters in BS ?

[b3196]

John
Gimpy cant be a bachelor of science......He's married
Bob K

[Gimpy]

Ya had ta go and remember THAT Dee-gree, didn't ya?


PS---Bob--------------Science is one of the things still keeping us together...MEDICAL SCIENCE that is!

[frisco-kid]

That pretty much sucks. You're not gonna have to give up She Crab Soup and Frogmore Stew are ya? The cigs are gonna be tough. But since you've tried before, you know that. It was one of the hardest things I've done [18yrs. now], but one of the best things I've ever done. YOU CAN DO THIS! I'm glad it was just a wake up call to get your attention, my friend. Call me tomorrow after the Doc's.

[Packo]

Again, thanks to all...and David, will get the pics to you, hopefully today. Gimp....your a dang hoot! Wonder how Bob K kept sex out of this thread for two pages.

Frisco...will do. Glad I wasn't in SF when this happened. All those guys would have been pushing the girls away to give me mouth to mouth!

Love y'all!

Pack