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Old 12-14-2005, 07:25 AM
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Old 12-14-2005, 07:26 AM
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These wines you mentioned, do they come with a twist-off cap?
I dont think Father Packwolski is too fimilar with cork removal......Unless it has a string attached to it
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Old 12-14-2005, 07:38 AM
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Got 8-10 inches of new snow over night. Still snowing like a bastard. Just finished mine and the mother-in-law's driveway...the first of many today.

Give me a strong coffee spiked with bourbon!

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Old 12-14-2005, 07:52 AM
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Pullin' the ole suck up to the mother-in-law trick......Good move
Does she have any scotch in the house?
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Old 12-14-2005, 08:06 AM
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BobK,

If you're looking for a good wine with a twist-off cap, may I recommend Screw Kappa Nappa? Available in several varietals, it is quite good.

Actually, the industry, at least in America, is leaning toward synthetic corks and screw caps (ie, hug a tree).

Did I ever share with you the definition of a yankee??? That's the string on one of those other kind of corks you mentioned (that's what I heard in Ohio, anyway).

It appears that with Curtis's arrival the Molotov Cocktail is the local drink, so let's have some Don Henley...

... how about "Boys of Summer"???
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Old 12-14-2005, 09:10 AM
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Naw, she has nothing other than whining and complaining.

Well better make my coffee and bourbon to go, looks like it is time to scrape the drive again!

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Maybe she need a little lovin'..... Have sex with her
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Old 12-14-2005, 10:23 AM
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I think not, maybe you or LT could do me a favor and render said services. You guys are a lot tougher than I!!! That would be like that old Bruce Lee movie, "Enter the Dragoon"!

Hey, it's afternoon! Beam and Seven for all!

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Old 12-14-2005, 10:33 AM
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Ahh, here's the place I need to be....Think I have a hot dog and a cup of moon. That would be a "Frank and shine" to you yankee boys...and newly made yankee girl. Things at the orphanage we're just fine. Spent the night showing the lads how to wrestle. I showed them a Half-Nelson, then the Full Nelson, then I came up behind them and showed them the" Father Nelson" which we were taught in seminary. Oh, they were tickled. Screaming with joy I might add. Just couldnt get a wink of sleep playin' with the tikes.

Been savin' the ol' seed I see O' Seabee. Well if my parishiners are correct....you'll be keepin' it for a while yet to come. Nice to see ya' around today.

And Bobby my lad. So you were an alter boy ya says. I'll be needin' your assistance at the altar. It's tough work....better be bringin' you knee pads. Lots of kneeling at a weddin'. I'll also be wantin' you to check out my Shilaalee.

And don't any of me flock be worried about the wine. I've been told I'm a commonsewer when it comes to such things. I have a few selections in mind.

Well, drinks for all. Did well with the collection plates Sunday. I'll be back in a few.

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Well, gosh and begora...if it isn't my lad Travis. Top o' the afternoon to ya'.

Only hit 50 down here today. We are collectively freezing our Shilaalee's off. See ya' been helpin' out the ol' muther in law. What a nice boy. There'll be a seat in Heaven for ya'.

The Frank and Shine was good. Think I'll take you up on the drink, but make mine a "Blue Moon". That's shine with Viagra in it. Might have to be workin' late around the rectum, I mean rectory tonight.

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