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Old 01-06-2006, 06:53 PM
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...We're not talking about your everyday skivies here,...

... Your Toga appears to have been dragged through the doe piss tank out back, and thats why are there are 16 10 point bucks lined up out the back door, but there is a stump nearby, so you won't have to jump too high,...

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Old 01-07-2006, 05:40 AM
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I'm not goin' outside....Invite them bucks inside for a drink. I'll club em when they walk up to the bar.....Deer jerky for everyone!!!!
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Old 01-09-2006, 06:45 PM
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...crank up the tunes, little down home,...

..."Mountain Jam", live, side two, Allman Brothers, yes something to ease back, crack a cold one, and sip the night away,...

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Old 01-11-2006, 06:15 AM
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Where the hell is everybody!!! Do we need to do a roll call?
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Old 01-11-2006, 07:46 AM
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Talking I'm Here For You Bob!

Do you feel like no one loves you or likes you? Well, I'm here for you Bob.
How long have you had these feelings neglect and poor self-esteem.
Just repeat to yourself, I'm okay and everyone else is okay.

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P.S. Bob I still like you.
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Old 01-11-2006, 10:33 AM
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Kieth , I am starting to worry about you ! Bob K is not OK that dude is one sick puppy. At the last campout he saw a snake crawl under a pile of rocks and he started humping the rock pile hoping it was a female snake. Sick I tell you sick !
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Old 01-11-2006, 10:46 AM
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LT,

I know, I know, he's a mess. One sick puppy. But, if he knows he's one sick puppy it'll get even worse. I'm just trying a little positive reinforcement. Probably hopeless by its worth a try. Even for a sicko like Bob, there has got to be some hope, very little hope but some.

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Old 01-11-2006, 12:04 PM
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Thanks Keith, I knew I could depend on you....I know I'm OK....I cant speak for everybody else
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That "I'm OK...." line is just code word for us counselors, which really means, "As soon as humanly possible, I'm going to get this looney-tunes medication doubled." :cl:
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...we are there for you my son,...

...The time has come where everyone in the world knows your special needs, and we can help, but only if you let us, Father Pac-wow-ski has set aside a special 15 minutes just for you,...

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