Warriors Saloon

[DMZ-LT]

When is the initiation of Brice ? I have gathered up the farm animals , organized the band and ordered the party favors but I am having trouble finding a virgin. Maybe the green eyed lass knows one , but I doubt it. Damn I just stepped on a stool ! Crown for all !!

[b3196]

John
Go outside and clean the stool off your shoes...It smells like $hit in here!!!.....Virgin.....This is gonna be a tough one.
Bob K

[SuperScout]

John, help me clarify the rules, as Bobk may, just may, have tried to give me a bum steer. It was all wasted effort on his part, since being from Texas, I'm familiar with bum steers, since most of them were imported from the Left Coast. As I see the rules of initiation, I conduct the band, herd the farm animals over towards Bobk, eat the party favors, (are brownies included?) and then wrestle (or whatever) the virgin or whatever. That about it?

As the imaginary Drill Sergeant would bark, "Bar Stools, Right Side UP!!" And a final note, John: stepping ON a stool is not nearly as bad as stepping IN a stool!

[b3196]

Oh Ya.....Brownies are included
Bob K

[tamariki]

I don't want to appear a tosser, but being of English extraction I am having difficulty understanding some of the terms used.
Bill Gates always tells me I spell words wrong when I write a letter.
I can get a Anglo/Kurdish translation book, or a do it yourself Koran, but have been unable to find a Anglo/Yankspiel book.
For example. To an Englishman a Brownie is a junior girl guide, so eating a Brownie could refer to cannibalism, or other nefarious actions.
I don't want to end up in the pot.
Jim

[sn-e3]

Jim you were right on the money when you said POT

[Bill Farnie]

Originally posted by tamariki

Brownie ....... I don't want to end up in the pot .

Your very close .... very close

[b3196]

Gentlemen
The best person (I'm passing the buck) to explain the origin of the brownie is John.....Jim you have no idea how close you came to figuring out the infamous brownie comment.
John
Step up to the plate and help these guys out
Bob K

[DMZ-LT]

I have no idea what you sick puppies are talking about

[b3196]

Ok....There's only one way to find out about the "Brownies"... Show up on the mount in April with a bottle of Crown. we'll get John drunk and he'll pour his heart out to you guys.....its a touching story so bring plenty of kleenix. After he's done, we'll all go down to the altar, light a candle, and pray.......Is that OK with you, John?
Bob K