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If I gotta suffer...you gotta suffer!
...songs and melodies I can't get outta my head....
Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas from the film Meet Me In St. Louis Hugh Martin, Ralph Blane 1943 Have yourself a merry little Christmas, Let your heart be light From now on, our troubles will be out of sight Have yourself a merry little Christmas, Make the Yule-tide gay, From now on, our troubles will be miles away. Here were are as in olden days, happy golden days of yore. Faithful friends who are dear to us gather near to us once more. Through the years we all will be together If the Fates allow Hang a shining star upon the highest bough. And have yourself a merry little Christmas now. besides... Christmas time's a comin', Christmas time's a comin'....
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Just hadda a Marine share his suffering with me....
..if we gotta suffer...you gotta suffer!
ARTIST: Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory TITLE: The Oompa Loompa Songs Oompa loompa doompety doo I've got a perfect puzzle for you Oompa loompa doompety dee If you are wise you'll listen to me What do you get when you guzzle down sweets Eating as much as an elephant eats What are you at, getting terribly fat What do you think will come of that I don't like the look of it Oompa loompa doompety da If you're not greedy, you will go far You will live in happiness too Like the Oompa Loompa Doompety do Doompety do -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Oompa loompa doompety doo I've got another puzzle for you Oompa loompa doompeda dee If you are wise you'll listen to me Gum chewing's fine when it's once in a while It stops you from smoking and brightens your smile But it's repulsive, revolting and wrong Chewing and chewing all day long The way that a cow does Oompa loompa doompety da Given good manners you will go far You will live in happiness too Like the Oompa Loompa Doompety do -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Oompa loompa doompety doo I've got another puzzle for you Oompa loompa doompety dee If you are wise you'll listen to me Who do you blame when your kid is a brat Pampered and spoiled like a siamese cat Blaming the kids is a lie and a shame You know exactly who's to blame The mother and the father Oompa loompa doompety da If you're not spoiled then you will go far You will live in happiness too Like the Oompa Loompa Doompety do -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Oompa loompa doompety doo I've got another puzzle for you Oompa loompa doompeda dee If you are wise you'll listen to me What do you get from a glut of TV A pain in the neck and an IQ of three Why don't you try simply reading a book Or could you just not bear to look You'll get no You'll get no You'll get no You'll get no You'll get no commercials Oompa loompa doompety da If you're not greedy you will go far You will live in happiness too Like the - Oompa - Oompa Loompa Doompety do
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Oh, What A Beautiful Mornin' Lyrics
There's a bright golden haze on the meadow There's a bright golden haze on the meadow The corn is as high as an elephant's eye, An' it looks like it's climbin' clear up to the sky. Oh, what a beautiful mornin', Oh, what a beautiful day. I got a beautiful feelin' Ev'rything's goin' my way. All the cattle are standin' like statues All the cattle are standin' like statues They don't turn their heads as they see me ride by, But a little brown mav'rick is winkin' her eye. Oh, what a beautiful mornin', Oh, what a beautiful day. I got a beautiful feelin' Ev'rything's goin' my way. All the sounds of the earth are like music All the sounds of the earth are like music The breeze is so busy it don't miss a tree, And a ol' weepin' willer is laughin' at me! Oh, what a beautiful mornin', Oh, what a beautiful day. I got a beautiful feelin' Ev'rything's goin' my way. Oh, what a beautiful day!
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if I gotta suffer....you gotta suffer!
If I Only Had a Brain
I could while away the hours Conferring with the flowers Consulting with the rain. And my head I'd be a-scratchin' While my thoughts were busy hatchin' If I only had a brain. I'd unravel every riddle For any individdle In trouble or in pain With the thoughts I'd be a-thinkin' I could be another Lincoln If I only had a brain. Oh I could tell you why The ocean's near the shore I could think of things I'd never thunk before And then I'd sit, and think some more. I would not be just a nothin' My head all full of stuffin' My heart all full of pain I would laugh and I'd be merry Life would be a dinglederry If I only had brain. If I Only Had a Heart When a man's an empty kettle He should be on his mettle And yet I'm torn apart Just because I'm presumin' That I could be kinda human If I only had a heart I'd be tender I'd be gentle And awful sentimental Regarding love and art I'd be friends with the sparrows And the boy who shoots the arrows If I only had a heart Picture me A balcony Above a voice sings low Where for art thou, Romeo? I hear a beat How sweet Just to register emotion Jealousy, devotion And really feel the part I could stay young and chipper And I'd lock it with a zipper If I only had a heart If I Only Had the Nerve Life is sad, believe me, Missy, when you're born to be a sissy, without the vim and verve. But I could change my habits, never more be scared of rabbits, if I only had the nerve I'm afraid there's no denying, I'm just a dandelion, a fate I don't deserve. But I could show my prowess, be a lion not a meowess, if I only had the nerve. Oh, I'd be in my stride a king down to the core. I could roar a way I never roared before, and then I'd... RRWWWWWWOOOOF! And roar some more!! I could show the dinosaurus whose king around the forest a king they better serve. Why with my regal beezer I could be another Caeser if I only had the nerve!
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Artist: Ella Fitzgerald
Title: Blue Skies Album: [ Unsorted ] Popularity: 633 I was blue, just as blue as I could be Ev'ry day was a cloudy day for me Then good luck came a-knocking at my door Skies were gray but they're not gray anymore Blue skies Smiling at me Nothing but blue skies Do I see Bluebirds Singing a song Nothing but bluebirds All day long Never saw the sun shining so bright Never saw things going so right Noticing the days hurrying by When you're in love, my how they fly Blue days All of them gone Nothing but blue skies From now on [2] I should care if the wind blows east or west I should fret if the worst looks like the best I should mind if they say it can't be true I should smile, that's exactly what I do
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And the Number 1 evil song to get stuck in my head: "The Barney Theme"
I love you You love Me were a happy Family
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OPENING LYRICS
Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination When he?s tall he?s what we call A dinosaur sensation Barney teaches lots of things Like how to play pretend A-B-C?s and 1-2-3?s and how to be a friend Barney comes to play with us Whenever we may need him Barney can be your friend too If you just make believe him CLOSING LYRICS I love you, You love me We?re a great big family. With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you Won?t you say you love me to! The tune to the song above is Yankee Doodle. The original lyrics are below. YANKEE DOODLE Father and I went down to Camp, Along with Captain Gooding; And there we saw the men and boys, As thick as hasty pudding. Yankee doodle, keep it up, Yankee doodle dandy; Mind the music and the step, And with the girls be handy. There was Captain Washington Upon a slapping stallion, A-giving orders to his men, I guess there was a million. And then the feathers on his hat, They looked so' tarnal fin-a, I wanted pockily to get To give to my Jemima. And then we saw a swamping gun, Large as a log of maple; Upon a deuced little cart, A load for father's cattle. And every time they shoot it off, It takes a horn of powder; It makes a noise like father's gun, Only a nation louder. I went as nigh to one myself, As' Siah's underpinning; And father went as nigh agin, I thought the deuce was in him. We saw a little barrel, too, The heads were made of leather; They knocked upon it with little clubs, And called the folks together. And there they'd fife away like fun, And play on cornstalk fiddles, And some had ribbons red as blood, All bound around their middles. The troopers, too, would gallop up And fire right in our faces; It scared me almost to death To see them run such races. Uncle Sam came there to change Some pancakes and some onions, For' lasses cake to carry home To give his wife and young ones. But I can't tell half I see They kept up such a smother; So I took my hat off, made a bow, And scampered home to mother. Cousin Simon grew so bold, I thought he would have cocked it; It scared me so I streaked it off, And hung by father's pocket. And there I saw a pumpkin shell, As big as mother's basin; And every time they touched it off, They scampered like the nation. Yankee doodle, keep it up, Yankee doodle dandy; Mind the music and the step, And with the girls be handy. The tune to the song above is This Old Man. The original lyrics are below. THIS OLD MAN This old man, number one He played knick-knack on my thumb With a knick knack, paddy-whack Give the dog a bone; This old man came rolling home. This old man, number two He played knick-knack on my shoe With a knick knack, paddy-whack Give the dog a bone; This old man came rolling home. This old man, number three He played knick-knack on my knee With a knick knack, paddy-whack Give the dog a bone; This old man came rolling home. This old man, number four He played knick-knack on my floor With a knick knack, paddy-whack Give the dog a bone; This old man came rolling home. This old man, number five He played knick-knack on my hive With a knick knack, paddy-whack Give the dog a bone; This old man came rolling home. This old man, number six He played knick-knack with some sticks With a knick knack, paddy-whack Give the dog a bone; This old man came rolling home. This old man, number seven He played knick-knack up in heaven With a knick knack, paddy-whack Give the dog a bone; This old man came rolling home. This old man, number eight He played knick-knack on the gate With a knick knack, paddy-whack Give the dog a bone; This old man came rolling home. This old man, number nine He played knick-knack on my vine With a knick knack, paddy-whack Give the dog a bone; This old man came rolling home. This old man, number ten He played knick-knack all over again. With a knick knack, paddy-whack Give the dog a bone; This old man came rolling home.
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Does Your:
Does your chewing gum loose its flavor on the bed post over night?
When your mother says don't do you chew it in spite? Can you place it on your tonsils and toss it from left to right. Does your chewing gum loose its flavor on the bed post over night? ____________ Henry the eighth I am, I married the widow next door, she was married seven times before all them were Henries. Henry the eighth I am. ____________ All day I face the barren waste without the taste of water, cool clear water. O Dan can't you see that big green and waiting there for me and you and water, cool clear water. __________ They're coming to take me away Ha Ha He He etc. Really they are. Keith |
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Everybody is is doin' it, doin' it.
Pickin' their nose and chewin' it, chewin' it. Thinkin' it's candy, but it'snot Woody (NAVRET93) |
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Artist: Lonnie Donegan
DOES YOUR CHEWING GUM LOSE ITS FLAVOR (ON THE BEDPOST OVERNIGHT) Lonnie Donegan & his Skiffle Group Oh me oh my oh you Whatever shall I do? Hallelujah, the question is peculiar I'd give a lot of dough If only I could know The answer to my question Is it yes or is it no? CHORUS: Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight? If your mother says don't chew it, do you swallow it in spite? Can you catch it on your tonsils, can you heave it left & right? Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight? Here comes a blushing bride The groom is by her side Up to the altar, just as steady as Gibraltar The groom has got the ring & it's such a pretty thing But as he slips it on her finger The choir begins to sing: (chorus) Now the nation rise as one To send their wanted son Up to the White House, yes, the nation's only White House To voice their discontent Unto the Pres-I-dent The bonny burning question, What has swept this continent? (Lonnie speaks: If tin whistles are made of tin, what do they make fog horns out of? Another man shouts: Boom boom!) (chorus) On the bedpost overnight (Man: Hello there, I love you & the one who holds you tight! Lonnie: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Sat'day night!) On the bedpost overnight (Man: A dollar is a dollar & a dime is a dime! Lonnie: He'd sing another chorus but he hasn't got the time!) On the bedpost overnight, yeah!
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