Quotes.........

[HARDCORE]

“There is no vice... so contemptible; he who permits himself to tell a lie once, finds it much easier to do it a second and a third time, till at length it becomes habitual...” --Thomas Jefferson

“Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.” --Mark Twain

“Don't go around saying the world owes you a living; the world owes you nothing; it was here first.” --Mark Twain

[DeadlyDaring]

He who speaks without modesty will find it difficult to make his words good. Confucius

He who cannot describe the problem will never find the solution to that problem. Confucius

Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining... Deadlydaring

[82Rigger]

Digger,

LOL! You rank right up there with confucius!


More words of wisdom:


Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.

Keep skunks and bankers and lawyers at a distance.

Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.

A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.

Words that soak into your ears are spoken softly... not yelled.

Meanness doesn't just happen overnight.

Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.

It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.

You cannot unsay a cruel or unkind word.

Every path has a few puddles.

When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.

The best sermons are lived, not preached.

Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway.

Don't judge folks by their relatives.

Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.

Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.

Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't botherin' you none.

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.

The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in.

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.

Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest up to God.

[DeadlyDaring]

The organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different
limbs at different levels. Some monkeys are climbing up, some down.
The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces.
The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.

[QM3steve]

It takes a big man to admit he's wrong, it takes a bigger man to say "I'm sorry".

[revwardoc]

Tippecanoe and Tyler, too!
---------------Maynard G. Krebbs

[b3196]

If you have a friend thats true and blue......
Try to phuck him.....before he phucks you

-Slick Willie-

[exlrrp]

Be wary of those in whose presence you dare not fart!!

just when things seem darkest----everything goes black

You never outgrow your need for ammo

[DeadlyDaring]

There are three ways of trying to win the young.
There is persuasion, there is compulsion and there is attraction.
You can preach at them, that is a hook without a worm.
You can say ' you must volunteer', that is of the devil.
And you can tell them 'you are needed'.
That hardly ever fails.

[revwardoc]

You don't say "Cheers" when you drink a cup of tea in the bush; you say, "Christ, the flies!"

-------------------Prince Charles on Australia