Dubya speak

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Two-and-a-half years ago -- or two years ago, this nation came under
enemy attack.
-- Sure, he corrected himself, but how could he get this wrong one
day after the 2nd anniversary? Fort Stewart, Georgia, Sep. 12, 2003

And a free Iraq in the heart of the Middle East will make it more easy
for us to not only secure America and other free nations, but will make
it easier for there to be peace in the long run.
-- Washington, D.C., Sep. 11, 2003

A free and peaceful Iraq will save this country money in the long term.
It's important to get it done now.
-- Comments made three days after asking Congress for another 87
billion dollars, White House, Sep. 10, 2003

I appreciate Dwight Adams, who is the Director of the FBI Laboratory. He
just gave me a fine tour. It's pretty sophisticated facilities.
-- It's sure are, Quantico, Virginia, Sep. 10, 2003

My call, however, to nations is, is that let us not get caught up in
past bickering.
-- Poetic. Washington, D.C., Sep. 10, 2003

I learned some pretty interesting lessons as the governor. And one
lesson is that in order for schools to succeed, you'd better have you a
good principal.
-- It's unfortunate that grammar lessons weren't on offer at the
same time, Jacksonville, Florida, Sep. 9, 2003

I want to thank General John Fryer, the Superintendent of Schools here.
I thought it was pretty interesting, when I was reading the background
of the schools here, I see that you got you a general running the school
system.
-- Dubya persisting with his verbal stylings, Jacksonville, Florida,
Sep. 9, 2003

She is a fabulous First Lady. I was a lucky man when she said, yes, I
agree to marry you. I love her dearly, and I'm proud of the job she's
doing on behalf of all Americans. Just like I love my brother.
-- I'm not sure how to digest the last sentence, Jacksonville,
Florida, Sep. 9, 2003

I'm going to describe what we discussed a little earlier... We had a
chance to visit with Teresa Nelson who's a parent, and a mom or a dad.
-- Jacksonville, Florida, Sep. 9, 2003

8,000 Florida teachers have now been retrained since the law came into
being. They're retrained on curriculum which work.
-- Grammar lesson for Dubya: "curriculum" is a singular noun.
Jacksonville, Florida, Sep. 9, 2003

Three million people are now off the tax rolls; 3.9 million households
received tax relief. No, we're making a difference.
-- I always marvel at Dubya's misuse of the word "no", Richfield,
Ohio, Sep. 1, 2003

Companies are seeing more orders, especially orders for heavy equipment.
No, things are getting better.
-- Once more for good measure, Richfield, Ohio, Sep. 1, 2003

These highway bills come in six-year increments. I proposed $30 billion
more spending on highways over the next six, and the last six.
-- Dubya travels back through time to propose highway spending,
Richfield, Ohio, Sep. 1, 2003

Higher productivity means that workers earn more.
-- I always thought it meant something different, but I guess I've
learned something here, Richfield, Ohio, Sep. 1, 2003

Worker productivity accelerated last year at the fastest rate in more
than a half century. This higher productivity means our workers receive
higher wages.
-- I'm looking for a justification for that conclusion (I'll let you
know when I've found it), Washington, D.C., Aug. 30, 2003


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