Larceny - UN Style!

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Charges of pilfering millions of dollars from the ?United Nations Food For Oil Program? hardly rival the Fox News expose that just aired this evening!?

Wow, it was just disclosed that ?United Nations Staffers? (during a food service personnel strike), went on a piracy run (?), stealing (it was reported) food and other items that were not nailed down! In a move that really took the cake, however, it was claimed that even some of the United Nation?s Silverware (and it was probably just stainless) has also come up among the missing in action!

If things keep going in this direction at the UN, Kofi had damned well better start locking up the sanitary napkins and tampons! I might also suggest that the UN switch to ?Plastic Utensils? to match the Plastic Support? that certain members of this esteemed organization offered up during the recent Iraqi War!

I was beginning to believe that a few member nations at the UN had sunk about as low as they could go, but really gents, what will some of you steal next - toothpicks, dental floss, or ass wipes perhaps?!

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