Coffee Shop

[JeffL]

"Oh, pinboy! Reset that 5 pin, willya?"

Gots my ball, ready to bowl a few games, certainly ready to drink a few games!

To the bar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Every frame's a beer frame!

Hey Dan, do you remember "Lonesome George" Gobel's routine about losing his bowling ball? (His square bowling ball?)

[janecallanan]

Can I be the scorekeeper? I'm not sure how to roll a square ball.

[JeffL]

Janie's the scorekeeper! How many times can we score with Janie?

[janecallanan]

Looks like you just did 7 times!

[JeffL]

Whew! Was it good for you?



Check your e-mail, Janie.

[nang]

Anybody serving coffee here anymore? I've been having coffee over at the Marines site. You serve better Apple pie here I think . It's cool to have it at both places, but I think I should switch to the non caffeine type for a while. :ek:

[Bernadette]

Coffee is on. Your choice of flavored Half & Halfs are being chilled. Danishes are warm, Donuts are fresh. We got a revolving door. While your here, a few things to ponder:

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

Who was the first person to say "See that chicken there....I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt."

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

What do you call male ballerinas?

Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Is Disney World the only people trap operated by mouse?

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your ass?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his
head out the window?

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

[nang]

I think I will buck the norm, and have a cup of sleepy time tea. All this war talk this week is kind of gratin my nerves. I know its going to happen, but.... I talked to my son, and I wish I was as calm as he is. He's so confident - it's great. I'm always afraid that everytime I talk to him- it could be the last, for a long time anyway. Once everything hits the fan, well.. I'm just not looking forward to it. So you see, I think I need a cup of soothing herbs, to soothe my nerves.
(Sorry for the whining)

[Drywall]

Woooooo it's cold again. I'll take a cup of hot black hi-test please.

My sons future brother-in-law just shipped out with the Marines. Good luck and God speed to you, son.

[airforcegrrl]

(flips a chair over and dusts it off) I see no one's been in here in ages. Let's see if we can't open 'er back up For Sgt Blake.