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#1
02-02-2008, 12:57 PM
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Groundhog Day Report
Here's what various groundhogs across the continent had to say about the coming of Spring:
Punxsutawney Phil found in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania: 6 more weeks of winter Wiarton Willie found in Wiarton, Ontario: Early Spring Staten Island Chuck found in New York City, New York: 6 more weeks of winter General Beauregard Lee, PhD found in Atlanta, Georgia: Early Spring Malverne Mel and Malverne Melissa found in Malverne, New York: Early Spring Balzac Billy of Balzac, Alberta: Early Spring Shubenacadie Sam of Shubenacadie, Nova Scotia: Early Spring Sir Walter Wally of Raleigh, North Carolina: Early Spring Jimmy the Groundhog of Sun Prairie, Wisconsin: Early Spring 
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#2
02-03-2008, 06:03 AM
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I opt to go with Phil. He's been the longest running woodchuck prognosticator in the country. Anyway, who ever heard of a woodchuck in Staten Island? I would have figured him to have a name like Paulie or Joey. "Yo, Paulie! Wats da foacast foa da next six weeks, eh?" "Listen you SOB! I'm in here sleepin' for the winter, you wake me up, drag my fur bearin' ass out o' the hole, the cameras are blinding me, everyones hollerin' Paulie, Paulie... and by the way, my name ain't Paulie... it's Billy Bob... and you expect me to give you some outlook for the winter?" "Lemme see...for the last, um, several thousand years, there's been 50% chance of snow and sun, and a slight possibility of rain, cold, and maybe blustery once in a while. So I don't expect it to change... unless Al Gore has his way! Now put me back so I can finish sleeping!"
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02-04-2008, 04:22 AM
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I didn't realize there were so many other rodent prognosticators. All they amount to is another excuse to party and get drunk.
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#4
02-04-2008, 08:36 AM
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Who cares...
about some Yankee fur ball.
Gen. Lee says early spring....it'll be early spring. Going to be 80 here tomorrow. J.E.B. Pack
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02-04-2008, 02:11 PM
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The woodchuck (groundhog) is just the cold weather version of the prairie dog. Eventually they migrate to S. Carolina.
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#6
02-05-2008, 12:13 PM
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They're all just weather guesser's.
And why not, meteorologist's are the only folks I know who can show up for work, get it all wrong and still get paid! 
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#7
02-05-2008, 01:25 PM
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Quote:
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""Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln,how did you like the play?" Steve / 82Rigger
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#8
02-05-2008, 01:54 PM
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Quote:
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"I fly this plane for my country, when it stops flying it's not my fault, it's the countrys." CDR Fred "Bear" Vogt. The Last Skipper of VF-33's, F-4's. A veteran - whether active duty, retired, national guard or reserve - is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to "The United States of America", for an amount of "up to and including my life." That is honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it. -- Author Unknown
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