Daily Humor

[reeb]

To Me from Humper To Yall ;


> world at the moment, it is
> worth reflecting on the death of a very important
> person which almost went
> unnoticed. Larry La Prise, the man who wrote "The
> Hokey Pokey," died
> peacefully at age 93.
>
> The most traumatic part for his family was getting
> him into the coffin.
> They put his left leg in. And then the trouble
> started..........


Leave it to a Marine !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

enough..........

[SuperScout]

DRIVING

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car - both could
barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red, but they
just went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself "I must be losing it. I could have sworn we just went through a red light." After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection and the light was red again.

Again, they went right through. The woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red but was really
concerned that she was losing it. She was getting nervous and decided to pay very close attention to the road and the next intersection.

At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was red and they
went on through. So, she turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred, did you know that we just ran through three red
lights in a row? You could have killed us both!"

Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh, am I driving?"

[revwardoc]

Q: What do you get when you mix Holy Water and prune juice?

A: A religious movement!

[Hoyin]

Do you know what happens to dsylexic Satan whorshippers?

They wind up selling their souls to SANTA!











couldnt resist

[SuperScout]

SENIOR DRIVING

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone
rang.

Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning, "Herman,
I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Interstate 77. Please be careful!"

"Hell," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"

[DMZ-LT]

Lorenna Bobbits sister tried to do the same thing to her husband that her sister had done. She slipped though and only cut him in the leg. The police charged her with a missedtheweinner

[Bill Farnie]

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

[reeb]

Scout,

And Many More Hundreds !!!!!!

Like that one....

enough..........

Bill,

WHY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????????????

[Desdichado]

Why do we park in the driveway and drive on the parkway? :cd:

[Bill Farnie]

My man Rodney says;


"I remember the time I was kidnaped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof."