The Francophile and Francophobe File

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The last time the French asked for "more proof", it came marching into Paris under a German Flag---David Letterman

I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France would help us get the Germans out of France---Jay Leno

Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion---Norman Schwartzkoph

I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me---General George S. Patton

France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country. >France has usually been governed by prostitutes---Mark Twain

We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it---Marge Simpson

As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure---Jaques Chirac
As far as France is concerned, you're right---Rush Limbaugh.

The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee---Regis Philbin

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