Homless Vietnam Vet

[DMZ-LT]

Gotta love that shrimp. Ron , you and Bob laughting together is cool. I've met him and he ain't that big an asshole

[b3196]

John
You callin' me an asshole?

That reminds me of another joke
Guy working late shift at the morgue
He checking bodies when he come across one laying on his stomach with a cork in his ass.
He pulls the cork out and the song "Some Enchanted Evening"
starts playing from the dead guys asshole.
He puts the cork back in and it stops....pulls it out and it starts.
He runs over to the phone and calls the head medical examiner.
and says: "you gotta come right down here, you're not gonna believe whats happening.
The boss gets out of bed gets dressed and drives 50 miles to the morgue.
When he walks in, the night shift guy leads him over to the dead guy on his stomach and points to the cork.
The boss says "So what he's got a cork in his ass"
The Night shift guys pulls the cork out and a loud rendition of "Some Enchanted Evenings" bellows out of the dead guys asshole.
The boss looks his employee in the eye and says:
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You woke me up at 3 in the morning and made me drive 50 miles to hear some asshole sing Some Enchanted Evening

Bob K

[Boats]

Geez - Bob how can you say that abou them lovely women
who were there for your pleasure? Suzie had a certain air about her (Au De Tuna). ha ha I won't go much further but they got mighty fine after a few beers - screamer's in the morning and a couple weeks later you got to scream again - taking a leak.

[DMZ-LT]

Last Christmas Sid gave me a sweater , this year I am hoping for a screamer

[Boats]

I don't know if I could handle even a screamer any more. God those were the days.

[b3196]

Boats
I wouldnt know about screamers.....I remained celebate, saving my grape for the luv-of-my-life.
Anyone wanna call Bull$hit on that story?
Saint Booger Lee

[frisco-kid]

Originally posted by b3196 Boats
I wouldnt know about screamers.....I remained celebate, saving my grape for the luv-of-my-life.
Anyone wanna call Bull$hit on that story?
Saint Booger Lee

Bob, I don't think it counts if your celebacy was imposed by the women you met .

The picture L-R: Bob K., me [the handsomest in the picture], Larry [Mortardude], and Danny [White Oak].

[b3196]

Tom
Did I ever tell you about the one eyed, beetle nut fanged woman? that kept showing up in this secured area for convoys......I think she was in love with me. Since she only had one eye, it wasnt love at 1st site, it was love at 1/2 site
Bob K