Holy Sh!t Batman

[HARDCORE]

?HOLY as in the Vatican, and SHIT as in a few of Iraq?s leaders!? (opinion)

The Pope, or so it is being reported, is sending a top Cardinal to Iraq to meet with ?Aziz the Disease?, Hussein?s alter-ego, in an attempt to quell the fires of the coming Hell! I only hope that this ?Catholic Ambassador? brings along a can of Lysol spray as a peace offering!? (opinion)

I have long suspected that this ?Iraqi Motor Mouth (Aziz)? is one of the quintessential movers and shakers in Iraq today, much as that other jerk (Arafat) is in his home digs!? (another opinion)

Moving on up the road a piece, our pals in France and Germany are, again according to the media, still washing their hands (like Pilot of the Bible) of any involvement in Gulf War Two!! ?Ah, with friends like these?!? As a matter of fact, these ?Two Snail and Schnapps Sucking Allies?, don?t even want Turkey defended, should any potential conflict move in that direction!? ?In other words, instead of being an asset to the Coalition, some still seek to gum-up the works for one reason or another!?

On the other side of the ?Big Pond (ocean)?, some damned fool has just hijacked a truck-load of boric acid (44,000 lbs. worth), in the dead of night! This material, made up of Borax and Sulfuric Acid, is not only used as a preservative, but also as an ?Antiseptic and Insecticide!? Considering the last two uses, I have to wonder if that ?Truck-Jacker? was planing on using this boric acid against Saddam Hussein? Lord knows, that walking infection (Saddam) is probably crawling from ass-hole to belly-button with multi-legged creatures! ?And a bar (or two) of strong soap wouldn?t hurt him either!!?

VERITAS