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Old 12-23-2002, 03:59 PM
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I'm back, but Jane has disappointed me; no pizza delivery, no wings, no nuttin'......

Here's to everyone! Bottoms up! (So to speak.) I'll be back tomorrow (as he passes through those swinging doors), so hold down the fort.

Gonna go get sumptin' else to eat. Thanks for the drinks, Ken. And thanks to everyone for being here. It's a nice place to visit.


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Old 12-23-2002, 04:17 PM
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Bye Jeff, Drive safe
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Old 12-23-2002, 04:42 PM
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I heard this is what shows up if you've been naughty all year.
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Old 12-23-2002, 04:59 PM
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Thought these might be politically correct to post above the bar:

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible or worse, bulletproof.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you!

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

WARNING: the consumption of alcohol may maek you tink you can tipe reel gode .
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Old 12-23-2002, 11:41 PM
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Default Mae's Christmas present...
I'll leave this on the bar for Mae....she can use it to pass the time when the bar's empty.

http://www.urban75.com/Mag/bubble.html
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Old 12-24-2002, 05:00 AM
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Thanks Ken, I'm here having a hot coffee and popping things now.
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Old 12-24-2002, 05:49 AM
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I love bubble wrap- but somehow-it's just not as satisfying. I'm having my coffee too,thinking that I need to get off my delicate posterior and get some work done. Have a good day everyone
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Old 12-24-2002, 08:13 AM
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Default Click to see Mae take ...
... The Girls for a Nite Out
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Old 12-24-2002, 08:54 AM
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Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
The sad thing is I can picture it.
Would have to get a new ATM card :ek:
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Old 12-24-2002, 10:35 AM
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Mae has lot's of them, almost as many asher collection of diamonds.
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