Jupiter 6

[b3196]

Sorry Fred....I stand corrected.......I just knew that someone of authority was $hittin' their brains out as a direct result of the men in white.

Paco
Im a firm believer in the By-the-Book Leaders go hand-in-hand with people who suffer from the Mommy Daddy syndrome. which in turn creates Micro managers. Now that we've solved that problem....lets head to the golf coarse while were still on company time
Bob K

[Packo]

As a matter of fact....going to run up to the ward and yell at a recruit, then run home and watch the US Open. As for golfing my self, well, gotta wait until monday....wouldn't want to do something like that on one of my days off! Will get us a tee time.

Wish the Democrats were back in....I could use a raise!

Pack

[SuperScout]

Did a bit of watching the US Open, and never saw so many bad shots from so many players in my life! Is that course such a monster that hardly anybody is below par? Jeez, with the cut going to be around +5, I could probably make the cut!

You need a raise? I'd rather pay you out of my own pocket than have you rely on THEM!

[b3196]

Brice
Hell I got confused again....I thought Paco was looking for a rise, so I sent him some viagra.
Booger "the ole urologist" Lee

[Keith_Hixson]

You are having an attack of SICKHUMORITIS, you need therapy now, hurry and come in for a visit before you totally crack.

Your friendly but useless therapist.

Keith

[SuperScout]

Obviously, you were the only one listening on the net about the "raise Paco needed." I was going to simply send him some pictures on the Internet, and after seeing them, knew that he would take the problem in hand.

You keep changing your specialty; weren't you a proctologist just last week? How can you keep changing your perspectives - just tired of the scenery? Did yoiu wash your hands before touching that keyboard? Do you know where that keyboard has been?

Now go read the book, and tell me which character you liked the best!

[b3196]

Thanks Keith....This is what happens when you go away for awhile.....Now that you're back, I'll clean up my act.....and thats a promise

Brice
Im sure Pud-Puller-Paco would really appreciate some good pics. Aw hell just go ahead and send em......If ya got an extra copy, maybe I should check them out first.
As far as specialties go......Being a learned man such as myself. It really coincides with the mood of the day.

Booger "The Ole Gynecologist" Lee

[colmurph]

I liked that bit about "Putting Laxitives" in the officers coffee. When I was a young "Butterbar" going through the SF Officers Course (after being an E-6 and going to OCS) I noticed that the food I bought at the mini PX and stored in the BOQ refrigerator would constantly dissapear before I got to eat any of it. I bought some milk and laced it with Milk of Magnesia and ground up some "Cascara Segrada" (the infamous "Brown Bomber" that I got from one of the 91B4S's in my unit) and dusted my mustard and cold cuts with it. I caught the culpret the next day when he had to excuse himself from classes on and off, all day to go hit the head. That guy could have pooped through a screen at 20 feet and not touched a wire! I really enjoyed his discomfort. He never stole my food again.

[SuperScout]

If us Panthers ever get around to recording our little tales of mirth and mayhem, one of them that should be recorded is the Story of the Hot-Wired Crapper.

Our 4.2" mortar platoon war really a STRAC unit, being able to complete a fire mission well below the standard time, right on target. When they would pull into a new position where they would stay for at least 48 hours, they would dig a deep hole, and then using ammo boxes, make a very comfortable crapper, complete with regulation seat. A wooden stake was conveniently located to hold the roll of toilet paper, and in the rainy season, a tin can was the cover.

A TA 312 telephone with wire was attached to the toilet seat. If a trespasser failed to secure the permission of the 4.2" mortar platoon sergeant (SFC Gordie Wong), and got caught using the crapper, the FDC would 'give him a ring' and umpteen volts of electricity would surge through the wire to the two small metal contact points in the toilet seat.

[catman]

Scout...I suppose that old trick has been around for many years and will remain as long as the 312 or something similar is used....My 1st Plt FDC was responsible for getting the Btry 1SG after he tried to steal our Igloo cooler with the bottom cut out. Turn it upside down, makes for a great crapper!

Trav