33 years ago today

[Gimpy]

From one "RoBo-Bionic-Lead-in-the Ass" Vet to another!

And, most of all---one SHORE NUFF Suthern Brother!

HAPPY BURFDAY!!!

PS---Damn boy, you don't do nuthin "half-assed", do ya?? What a freakin way ta spend yo "burfday"!!---Here's ta at LEAST 33 more!

"BURP"---Whoops, x-cuse me---I ain't s'posed ta be-a drankin this stuff no ways!

Yo Frand,

General Beauregard "Stonewall" Gimpy,----Esq.

[Tina]

Happy birthday

just remember you are only as old as you feel..
:P
love ya
Your friend and God Bless,
Tina Catena

[1CAVCCO15MED]

Hip hip hooray! Or in your case, hip hip hip hooray! May your maturity never reach your age. Fred

[SEATJERKER]

...an Andy says you sat on that pencil when you was 27 makin you 60, man, we gotta stop lettin' him pour his own, he startin' to pour like you...
...but really, you don't look a day over 65,errr, ah, and 55,45...,.... and that lazer guided walker does wonders with those curb feelers... the umbrella with the antenna, and that flouresent stryofoam ball that matches the one on your truck is a good idea so we can find you after dark, does the rest of the senior home have the same matching colors....
...hip... didn't that go out in the 60's???, how often do you trade it in??? are they high tech too now, 32 ball bearings per offset???
...nah, just different lube-ra-cations to be added daily to maintain audio/visual impact to force from the vertical to horizontial positions after lenghthy attempts to hold 12 oz. weight in stationary position on level surface...you win...
...tip um slowly, and they taste better, last longer, and so do you...
...Happy Birthday, and I hope it's really not true what Fred told me about you, and that sheep, and wading boots near that cliff....

..."Welcome Home"...

[Keith_Hixson]

Happy B'day. 52 or 53 would be my guess.

You all is a wonderful feller. But wactch out for Bad Company.

Keith

[Andy]

Frank, I was thinking of Jerry but thought the memory would be too painful for some of us. Are we not all the greatful dead? What would Gonzo Thompson say? Sorry, that's getting too deep.

Keith, I just counted the hair on one square inch of his head and multiplied by two and came up with the age of 60. Oh wait, if I did that for you... Never mind. How's Alpha doing?

I've got until 6 PM to come up with a present for my wife's anniversary. I need to really fake sincerity. Anyone have an idea???

Stay healthy,
Andy

[Keith_Hixson]

Andy,
A baby doll and tell her she's still sexy.

or

A set of pots and pans and tell her she is a great cook.

or

A lawn mower and tell her you are too old for the job, its hers now.

or

Take her out to dinner and tell her you love her as much as when you got married. (prefered one.)


Keith

[RobH]

My wife always tells me the "perfect birthday" for her would be for me to take her out to dinner and then go dancing.....

But, as usual....I buy her 1 Red Rose, a box of her favorite candy, whisper sweet nothings in her ear....take her out to eat.....and then by the time we are finished eating its too late to go dancing.....good thing too, cuz' I'm afraid I'd make a real fool of myself nowadays.....me dancing - thats a bad visual!!

The lawnmower sounds like a pretty good idea....kinda like a new chainsaw or stainless steel toolbox for the pickup.....but we live on a boat now so I would probably really "catch hell" !!

[Drywall]

Happy B-Day Paco, heres to many more. Is it me or does it seem that birthdays are a lot closer together than they used to be?

[Packo]

It was a great birthday! Anytime on my birthday nothing explodes, it's a GREAT ONE!

Ol' Packman