By All Means Froggies, Do Forgive Us?

[HARDCORE]

?Man, I just heard what had to be the joke of the millennia!!?

A number of ?Pates de Foie Mouffette? have expressed their outrage at the United States for saying that froggie actions (or rather lack of) during the recent blitz of Iraq by Coalition Forces, had seriously (and maybe permanently) besmirched relations between our two nations! Has France ever heard the term ?Fair Weather Friends?? If not, might I suggest that they gaze into the nearest mirror!

To add insult to misery, the media just reported that some in France see our disdain for their recent actions as a prelude to embargo or maybe even war!? ?Get Real Monsieur Miserables? - you ceased to be a world-class threat right after ?Cinco de Mayo (May 5), 1867!? And if not then, then certainly after ?June of 1940!? You do remember who helped to pull you out of that mess, don?t you?!

Why in the Hell do you people make it so difficult to get along with you? Did the European Common Market go to your heads! You have aligned yourselves with nations who, not all that many years ago, had vowed to tromp all over you, and some did just that!

If you are that eager to crawl into bed with yet another nation that you can milk for a few billion $$$$ in oil revenues, hey, there is always Iran. I hear that they are always in the market for part time allies!

"To deserve friends, you must first be a friend!"

VERITAS