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Old 03-24-2005, 12:46 PM
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A blond woman was speeding down the road in her red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also blond. The blond cop asked to see the blond drivers licience. She dug around and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like ?" she finally asked. The policewoman replied , " It's square and has your picture on it " The driver finally found a square mirror , looked at it and handed to the policewoman." Here it is !!" , she said. The blond officer looked at the mirror and then handed it back saying " OK , you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop " PS I am pretty sure Bob and Andy dye their hair
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Old 03-24-2005, 12:50 PM
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What I do with my goldilocks is my own personal business....
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Did I ever show you my dancing banana?
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Old 03-24-2005, 01:13 PM
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Old 03-24-2005, 01:22 PM
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Bob...new developments, I can not stay at your house in Indy. Ascared of what you might whip out!

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Old 03-24-2005, 06:18 PM
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