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Old 08-19-2019, 10:31 AM
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Moving To Detroit

Bob was sitting on the plane,waiting to fly to Detroit, when a guy took the seat beside him. The guy was an emotional wreck, pale, hands shaking, obviously in fear.

"What's the matter," Bob asked, "flying bother you?"
"No, I've been transferred to Detroit. I've heard things are terrible there. They've got lots of shootings, gangs, race riots, drugs, poor public schools, and the highest crime rate in the nation."
Bob replied, "I've lived in Detroit all my life. It's not as bad as the media says. Find a nice home, go to work, mind your own business, and enroll your kids in a nice private school. It's as safe a place as you want to make it.

The guy relaxed and stopped shaking, and said, "Oh, thank you. I've been worried to death. But, if you live there and say it's OK, I'll take your word for it. What do you do for a living?

"I'm a tail gunner on a Budweiser truck."
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